Raccoon Hoodie-Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous

Meet your new spirit animal: a raccoon on the edge, biting its nails like it just remembered it left the oven on... in 2014. Featuring a hilariously frazzled design and the tagline, "Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous," this hoodie perfectly captures the vibe of modern existence—constant chaos, mild panic, and a dash of cute.

Perfect for overthinkers, anxiety warriors, or anyone whose brain runs on a constant loop of “what if?” Slip this on, and let the world know you’re holding it together... kinda.

Don’t stress—just snag this hoodie before the raccoon chews through its last nail!

Features:
• Gender neutral sizing
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings
• Made with soft and breathable fabric
•  Premium Pre-shrunk fabric 🎨 Perfect for casual wear, therapy appointments, or pacing the kitchen at 3 a.m.

• Spacious front pocket to store all your essentials
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep you cozy
• Tear-away label
• Runs true to size, Size up for roomier fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

Benefits:

• DTG Printing is durable, eco-friendly, resists peeling & cracking
• Pre-shrunk, Pill resistant fabric that's durable and does not fade.
• The perfect gift for Raccoon lovers. 😬 A hilariously relatable design that says, “Yep, same.”

DTG Printing:
Is DTG printing eco-friendly?
- The inks are non-hazardous, toxin-free, biodegradable, and contain no animal by-products.
How long do DTG prints last?
- DTG prints stay crisp and vibrant for a long time if you follow the care instructions. To keep them from fading or cracking, machine-wash garments on a gentle cycle, avoid bleach and fabric softeners, and don’t iron the prints.

Washing Instructions:
- Machine was cold with like colors (inside out)
- Avoid fabric softeners
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on top of design

A quick note: Due to monitor/device resolutions and lighting conditions, colors can vary to a degree from what you see on your screen.

Welcome to our store! We take pride in our unique and high-quality design, which was exclusively created in house. We would like to inform our visitors that this design is copyrighted and may not be used without our permission. We kindly request that you respect our intellectual property rights and refrain from any unauthorized use or reproduction of our design. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.